Pick this up over the net.. damm funny!!

Kuttappan is an Indian.

Kuttappan was bragging to his Boss one day,
"You
know..... I know
everyone there is to know. Just name
someone,
anyone important, and I'm sure Iwill know
them."
Tired of his boasting, his Boss called his
bluff, "OK, Kuttappan, how
about Tom Cruise?" Kuttappan replies "Sure,
yes,
Tom and I are old
friends, and I can prove it."

So Kuttappan and his Boss fly out to Hollywood
and knock, on Tom
Cruise's door and sure enough, Tom Cruise
shouts," Hey Kutz!! Great to see you! You and
your friend must come in and join me for lunch!
"
They have a blast of a time. Katie Holmes even
personally packs 2 sets of Masala Dosas, which
is
of course specially made by their South Indian
chef. They bid each other farewell.

Although impressed, Kuttappan's Boss is still
skeptical. After they
leave Cruise's house, he tells Kuttappan that
he
thinks Kuttappan's
knowing Cruise was just lucky. Kuttappan
says "No, no, you go ahead and just name
anyone
else."
"President Bush!" his Boss quickly retorts.
Kuttappan says "Yes, OK, but I am telling you I
don't like him very much, he is very cunning,
anyway let's fly out to Washington."

And off they go. At the White House, Bush
spots
Kuttappan on the tour and motions him and his
Boss over, saying, "Kuttans! What a surprise, I
was just on my way to a meeting. The CIA just
informed me Osama is heading for the Pakistan
Border, Hey Kuttans, are you still on speaking
terms with Osama, maybe you could confirm
the
information for me? Oh never mind! You and
your
friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
first
and catch up."

Well, the Boss is much shaken by now, but still
not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he
expresses his doubts to
Kuttappan who again implores him to name
anyone else. "The Pope!" his Boss replies.
"Sure! This I like, I've been meaning to see
him, he
is not keeping too
well y'know" says Kuttappan. "And I have a lot
of
friends in Vatican;
it's like my second home! And me and the Pope
go back a long way, surely this will be a good
trip"

So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his Boss
are assembled with the masses in Vatican
Square
when Kuttappan says, "This will never work. I
can't
catch the Pope's eye among all these people.
Tell
you what, I know all the guards, so let me just
go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with
the
Pope."
The Boss shakes his head unbelievably and
says "Yeah right!!"

Still so, Kuttappan disappears into the crowd,
headed towards the
Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later
Kuttappan
emerges with the Pope on the balcony, waves
to
the crowds with the Pope and takes leave.
But by the time Kuttappan returns, he finds
that his
Boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded
by
paramedics.
Walking his way to his Boss' side, Kuttappan
asks
him, "What happened?"

His Boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine
until
you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to
me
said, and "Who's that on the balcony with
Kuttappan?

MORAL OF THE STORY- Don't underestimate an
indian !!!

2 comments:

peiling 3:16 PM  

lol!! cracked me up!

Anonymous 11:57 AM  

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